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Dear Forces of the Universe,
Could you please explain to me why there are a million reasons that make a woman not want sex (that men don't seem to get), and yet a man's hair could be on fire and he'd want to get some one last time before he goes off to the hospital?
Sincere Thanks,
Tired Wife and Mother
Dear Kids,
Please tell me why you feel the need to throw dirty clothes and wet towels on the floor when there is a hamper just a few feet away. Just a heads up there is no magical laundry fairy any where around here. I promise.
Love,
Mommy
Dear Weatherman,
Please no more rain. I think we've had enough for quite a while!!! All this bad weather and having to find ways to entertain bored children for days on end, tends to make frazzled mothers go a bit insane.
Thanks a Bunch,
Waterlogged
Well that's all I've got for today. Have a nice Thursday. The weekend's almost here,YAY!!!!
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7 comments:
O please if you figure out the sex thing let me know cause Im just as clueless! And I dunno why but that pic of ur lil girl on the side looks just like a lil girl I seen on you tube one time. Her momma recorded her saying a curse word before daddy got home. It was cute. I swear she looks just like her! haha! Im following you now. Found you on Shortmamas blog. And I luaghed at the hillbilly joke below this post! Cute!
The letter to the forces of the universe was hilarious and so true!!
Your first letter cracked me up, that is sooo true.
My son has finally mastered the art of putting laundry where it goes... Thank the good lord cause I might have gone crazy on him if I picked another thing off his floor.
If the forces give you an answer...please share :)
Dear Kelly,
Please write some more. You just cheered me up!
Love the lady who was just pulled over by th epolice for no reason (no real reason, anyway)
I feel ya on the rain! I'm getting the urge to build an arc over here!
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