Three dumb hillbillies were sitting on a porch, and the first hillbilly says "My wife is so stupid". The other 2 ask him why, and he says "She bought an air conditioner.". They ask "Well why is that stupid?" He says "We ain't got no electricity." The 2nd hillbilly says"I can beat that. My wife bought a washer machine." The other 2 say "Well, why is that stupid?" He says,"Cuz we ain't got no plumbing." The 3rd hillbilly says, "I cant beat both of y'all. I looked in my wife's pocketbook, and I found 6 condoms." The other 2 asked, "Well, why is that stupid." The 3rd hillbilly said,"Cuz, she ain't got no peter."
If you thought that was offensive, I am sorry. If it made you laugh, you're welcome!
Now for the pic.
Henry would not eat breakfast this morning unless bear could come along too.
Everyone have a great hump day. Our weather is beautifully spring-like again today. Hope yours is too!!
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2 comments:
OMG, that was hysterical!! Yeah, talk about a dumb hillbilly!
The picture is so cute...one of my sons carries his teddy bear around with him everywhere. It's starting to fall apart...ugh!
It's good to hear from you again! Congratulations on the birth of your daughter! I love the pic of her in your sidebar...she's beautiful!
Good Lord!
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